Monday, January 24, 2011

Top Ten

Top ten reasons to drive 500 miles round trip to attend your second cousin's wedding.

#10
The ceremony may be performed by Patton Oswalt (King of Queens), moonlighting as a minister.


Hmmmm?

#9
Your son can talk "oil & gas" with your cousin.

#8
Photoshop practice.

Although my beautiful cousins, Misty and Tammy, look like angels perched on our shoulders....


We might want a more neutral background.  Nothing personal.


#7
Lots and lots of family, that we seem to only see at funerals and weddings.  I prefer weddings.

#6
You get to meet one of the many young additions to the family that, so far, you've only met on Facebook.

#5
Decorating ideas.....
No, Neal, these are not party favors.  Jesse will notice if any are missing.

#4
The party could end up at Aunt Sue's.  And she may have brisket.

#3
You get to see your favorite cousin, smiling ear-to-ear.

#2
Welcoming a wonderful new member to the family.  (Does she really know what she's getting into?)
Jesse--spit and polished.  Bonus!

And the NUMBER ONE reason to travel 500 miles round trip to your second cousin's wedding.....drum roll...

WEDDING CAKE!


Corner piece, with lots of icing, please.

1 comment:

Wilma said...

Hey, these are great! You did a great job with your new program!!