My Life

This morning, I spilled an entire cup of coffee.  Into a drawer, in my bathroom.  Don't have a clue how I did it.

I'm on my third wedding ring...same husband.  I had only had my current ring 8 days when I lost a diamond.  Neal had purchased a lifetime diamond replacement warranty.  I may be careless, but he's not stupid.

After having an "Energy Audit" done on our house, I've decided it would be cheaper to just build a new house.

I made baked beans for my Small Group pot luck last night.  The oven timer was set.  I took Neal to the airport and returned to overcooked, dry, chewy beans.  I took them to Small Group anyway.  Nobody asked for the recipe.

My granddaughter told me that I have "little, bitty, tiny boobies." 

This is my life.