How many ways can you say "redneck"?

This, my friends, constitutes an emergency in the Blevins' household.

An empty pickled quail eggs' jar.

And no reserves in the pantry.

I will try almost any food.  Not pickled quail eggs.  I have to draw the line somewhere.

I will, however, use the jalapeno's left in the jar to top off my nachos. 

But only in an emergency.