You go to the doctor with shoulder pain and preface it with "I do NOT want to go to physical therapy, just give me some exercises I can do once this shot kicks in." He obliges by giving you five easy moves. Three hours later, you go to the gym and can only remember THREE of them. (This may or may not be the reason they want you to go to physical therapy.)
You record all 5-1/2 hours of the LOST finale (including JKL), watch the 2-1/2 hour "real finale" knowing you can catch up on the rest in your spare time. Then you schedule DirectTV to come replace Dish and realize that the other 3 hours are now LOST.
You prepare for your weekend getaway and this is what you have to pack.
Warning: What you are about to see may be disturbing.