I won't mention any names, but her initials are RD and her nickname rhymes with Lioneer Roman.
Notice the similarities:
She lives in rural Oklahoma. And loves to photograph sunsets.
I live in rural Oklahoma. And love to photograph sunsets.
What are the odds?
She owns a cattle ranch.
My neighbor's cows wander onto my property.
Coincidence? I think not.
She has a bassett hound.
I have TWO bassetts.
She wrote a cookbook.
I bought her cookbook.
This is getting creepy.
She recently adopted a kitten...
...AFTER I adopted a kitten.